Hypervibracondriact 

A person who thinks that there mobile phone is always vibrating, even though it is not!

Girl: Oh, my phone is vibrating! *Checks phone*

Oh, it wasn't!

Boy: You must be a Hypervibracondriact!

Hypervibracondriact by Leah and Erryn March 31, 2008

Hypervibracondria 

the feeling that your phone is vibrating even if it is not.

word and definition credit does not go to the writer of this entry, it was made up by Tim Shaw (presenter of Tim Shaw's Asylum on Kerrang 105.2)

person 1: Hang on a sec, man, my phone is vibrating.
person 2: 'kay dude
person 1: Okay no it wasn't, that was wierd, i could have sworn it was.
person 2: Oh that's called hypervibracondria, i get it too sometimes

Hypervibracondria by st rosie July 22, 2006