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Malign male hyperplasia 

When a male ego gets to big. When he inhibits himself by having the need to be the greatest in everything when he picks a partner. When he wants to be smarter, taller and earn more money than his lady even though he would have the chance to increase survival of his offspring by doing the opposite.
Man, that dude just turned down that extraordinary lady.

Yeah, she is a medical dr and also taller than him.

Yeah, he prefers to carry the economical burden and be the bigger man by himself. She asked me if he didn't like him and i answered her that probably the dude is just suffering from, malign male hyperplasia.
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Catastrophic Hyperplasm 

What results when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object.
According to current theory, when the Great Attractor tries the swallow the Great Central Node, it will reduce the entire Universe to Catastrophic Hyperplasm.
Catastrophic Hyperplasm by Fearman February 10, 2008

hyperplayabe

An exaggeration stated while on the Playa at Burning man. Used to express wonder or joy at the "randomness" of seeing someone somewhere unexpected whom one has met at Burning man or from the default world.
(after being misdirected and tapped on the right shoulder, by the person initiating the serendipitous meet up runs left, circles around and says hello)

Shoulder taper: Hi! Got you! Soo good to see you!!!
Tapee: Hahahhahaha!!!! That's INCREDIBLE!!!!!
Observer: Stop with your hyperplayabe
hyperplayabe by guy with two thumbs September 3, 2012

Mammary hypoplasia 

A sad condition that exists in about 1% of girls in which their breasts fail to develop properly due to a hormonal imbalance.As an effect they likely cannot breast feed Some symptoms of mammary hypoplasia include:
lack of breast development during puberty and/or pregnancy,very small breast size,widely spaced breasts (more than two inches between breasts, puffy nipples, “tubular” or cone shaped breasts,lack of cleavage and difficulty breast feeding
Unfortunately she has Mammary hypoplasia (or tuberous breast deformity)
Mammary hypoplasia by Gingerjewel August 28, 2018

Hyperpearianism

During a debate or conversation, if something is being stated or argued for but was transcribed into Ancient Greek then it is considered a fallcy.
"You said EMS Kakashi could beat Akaza, but it cannot be considered true because it doesn't follow the laws of Hyperpearianism (Hyperpearianistic).