hyper-tasking

Multi-tasking X 10. A condition or operational level guaranteed to result in zero productivity, a vast array of mistakes, and a level of hyperactivity at which one can operate for only very short periods of time. Synonym: chaos-tasking.

While hyper-tasking the other day, I was riding my motorcycle in the high speed lane at rush hour, never dropped below 120, texting two of my friends, talking on my cell, and reading some statistical research on the way to school.

The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my hyper-tasking.

hyper-tasking by Prof K June 16, 2008

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taking a hyper

Getting mad or super-energetic, or pretending to.

(1) After three months of neglect, I took a hyper and cleaned the entire apartment.

(2) When she insulted me, I took a hyper and whacked her in the ass with my pointing stick.

taking a hyper by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

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Hype talking

The opposite of shit-talking. Complimenting or praising people behind their backs, usually friends.

Justin: Dude, I fucking love Chris. That kid is awesome, he's got the sickest accent and he can hang for days.
George: Damn, you hype talk this kid so much, I gotta meet him!
Justin: Hype talking?
George: You know, th opposite of shit talking!

Tony: I fucking hate Joe man, he's such a prick.
Bo: Stop talking shit all the time, George is always talking hype about you

Hype talking by jchiu1030 July 28, 2015

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hypertasking

The simultaneous execution of an exceedingly large number of tasks. An otherwise unmanageable number of tasks that can be accomplished with an extreme level of concentration. aka taking multi-tasking to the Nth degree.

example: Look at him go! That MoFo is hypertasking like a Cray Supercomputer.

example: If going to school full time requires multitasking then going to school full time, working full time, and taking care of the family damn sure requires hypertasking.

hypertasking by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on September 6, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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