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Master at finessing, tuff as a Ford truck, the truth
You just Hykeemed that boy.
hykeem by Hykeem December 21, 2016
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hakeem olajuwon 

The greatest center to every play the game of basketball. He had every ability a basketball player needed to have: offensive moves, blocks, you name it. A great man on AND off the court.
David Robinson: yo hakeem wat up bitch
*Hakeem Olajuwon smashes the fuck out of David Robinson*

Hakeem Olajuwon 

The greatest center to play in the NBA. He could move like a guard, score, pass, block, rebound, defend. You name it he could do it. He played the majority of his career for the Houston Rockets and then later played and retired with the Toronto Raptors.
Did you see that block?

Who? Oh, that is Hakeem Olajuwon Oh really.
Hakeem Olajuwon by david faustino August 29, 2012
Hakeem the name of an amazing man. He is strong and has a good sense of humor. He will always search for the right lady and treat her like a princess. If ur lucky he could be ur snack😉💦. He is a tiny bit

and active he is very smart who know what he’s doing and has good advice . He has 2 sides of him. He’s very charming and will talk to you the whole day and never leave u alone he’s is a amazing person. My advice is that if your with him as a couple ur are very very lucky and if ur not get together he will always try to make new friends and is really funny and can say very good jokes. He would do anything if anyone talks bad about his loved one . He loves to smile so if u have a Hakeem never let him go he's one to keep because he will love u endlessly. He may not look like much but he's the best . DONT Be FOOLED !!!
Will u be my Hakeem !

Hakeem Olajuwon 

One of the greatest Houston Rocket NBA Players.
Hakeem Olajuwon by KJ2006 April 20, 2006
Intelligent, Wise Before His Time, Usually Good Looking
Hakeem always knows what to do.
Hakeem by GuttaBlossom March 14, 2017
The Best person you'll ever meet. Most Hakeems are amazing boyfriends, and is super funny.
girl 1: woah whos that hunk?
girl 2: Oh that hottie? thats Hakeem.
girl 1: Dayyuuum hes fine. He single?
girl 2: nah hes very commited
Hakeem by EasyBakeOvenFTW November 1, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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