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Someone who laughs and laughs and laughs before saying something funny, but when the joke is said it's not funny at all
She was being unnaturally hakeema today, we only laughed to be polite
hakeema by akirahs November 26, 2017
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hakeem olajuwon 

The greatest center to every play the game of basketball. He had every ability a basketball player needed to have: offensive moves, blocks, you name it. A great man on AND off the court.
David Robinson: yo hakeem wat up bitch
*Hakeem Olajuwon smashes the fuck out of David Robinson*
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Hakeem Olajuwon 

The greatest center to play in the NBA. He could move like a guard, score, pass, block, rebound, defend. You name it he could do it. He played the majority of his career for the Houston Rockets and then later played and retired with the Toronto Raptors.
Did you see that block?

Who? Oh, that is Hakeem Olajuwon Oh really.
Hakeem Olajuwon by david faustino August 29, 2012
A pure, innocent girl who always puts others before herself. Selfless and always kind, even to those she may not be close to. She tries her hardest in everything and shines when she smiles. A wonderful person and beautiful inside out.
Hey she's so nice, is she Haleema?
Haleema by 6789998212kmttp August 16, 2017
Hakeem the name of an amazing man. He is strong and has a good sense of humor. He will always search for the right lady and treat her like a princess. If ur lucky he could be ur snack😉💦. He is a tiny bit

and active he is very smart who know what he’s doing and has good advice . He has 2 sides of him. He’s very charming and will talk to you the whole day and never leave u alone he’s is a amazing person. My advice is that if your with him as a couple ur are very very lucky and if ur not get together he will always try to make new friends and is really funny and can say very good jokes. He would do anything if anyone talks bad about his loved one . He loves to smile so if u have a Hakeem never let him go he's one to keep because he will love u endlessly. He may not look like much but he's the best . DONT Be FOOLED !!!
Will u be my Hakeem !

Hakeem Olajuwon 

One of the greatest Houston Rocket NBA Players.
Hakeem Olajuwon by KJ2006 April 20, 2006
Haleema is a beautiful girl who always puts others before herself. she is so beautiful and is very respectable she is amazing at cleaning,cooking and everybody has a crush on her. the meaning of her name in arabic is dream and generous if u like Haleema u have a great taste in girls Haleema is also very smart she is a teachers pet and is so funny she has a big imagination, she is the favourite child and she is THE BEST BITCH THAT HAS EVER FRICKING LIVED.
boy 1:haleema is so amazing

boy2: i know right

boy3:i know she is so pretty but if u want to get her u have to impress her dad and brother first
Haleema by #sofiathefirst August 10, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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