hybrogen

The most bro-tacular, collar-poppinest, and pants-shittingly awesomest element in the universe

On the 4th day, Broseidon, god of the Brocean, decided to create Hybrogen

by TheCaptain23 May 2, 2011

Hydrogen-Sulfide

What be makin farts stank.

Hydrogen-sulfide is what be makin farts stank.

by LidaMif March 19, 2010

Hydrogen oxide

A scientific word for water. H2O. Not to be confused with deuterium oxide, which is heavy water (D2O).

A: I filled these ballons with hydrogen oxide.
B:What's that?
A:It's water.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 31, 2010

hydrogen hydroxide

The term "hydrogen hydroxide" means a hydrogen ion (H+) bonded to a hydroxide ion (OH-). when you put those together, you get H-O-H, which is of course H2O, which is water!

Dude, I need some hydrogen hydroxide!

What?

Hydrogen hydroxide. . . . You know? A hydrogen ion and a hydroxide ion bonding? H2O? WATER?

OOOOOOOOOOOH.

by Ubiquitousian April 15, 2011

di-Hydrogen monoxide

a substance that sounds creepy, but if you write the formula out, think again...

Bob: di-Hydrogen monoxide is gonna destroy the world

Joe: idiot... (takes a large gulp of water)

by dab52 January 1, 2012

Hydrogenic

A substance or an entity primarily or partially composed of hydrogen atoms.

"Water is wet because it is hydrogenic"

"I'm hydrogenic because I'm made of water"

by Dingo224 January 11, 2021

Hydrogender

A person who’s gender may potentially shift when engaged amongst the act of bathing; subsequently, if the individuals stands beneath the flow of water for an extended duration of time invariably risks losing their present identity due to the immense amount of combined hydrogen and oxygen that arrives considering said hydrogender habitually evades the normal hygiene regiment of the average human in fear of negating their present gender identity without one’s own neurological consent. Pert Plus, unlike Suave or Dove may ward off unwanted shifts in masculine/feminine characteristics.

Hydrogenders are frequently found wiping their armpits with and without soap in Greyhound bus terminals.

by Uncle Slingo October 23, 2018