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Husband in Law

The man who your wife has married, despite the fact that the two of you have yet to divorce. While bigamy is illegal, it isn't very difficult if you're used to living a secret life and don't have a problem lying under oath.
"Dude, you think you've got it bad? My inlaws are now my outlaws and I've got a crazy husband in law. When did I sign up for this crap?"
Husband in Law by Haywood Jablome III September 29, 2006
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husband in Law

The guy who hooks up with your exwife
I hope my husband in law didnt wear out the old lady while i was gone
husband in Law by Suka may korncob January 3, 2019

Husband in law

My husband in law is a pain when I see him with my step kids
Husband in law by 459395 March 28, 2023

Husband in law

your wife X husband that is still active in the family or the scene
We had a visit from my husband in law, he tried to give me advise regarding how to treat my wife.
Husband in law by Ubafool2believe February 14, 2024

husband in-law 

your ex-wife's new husband and assumed step-father of your kids who you need to clear visitation with, because the ex-wife is too difficult to deal with.
My husband in-law is easier to deal with then that ex-wife bitch of mine.
husband in-law by homer jones January 14, 2009

husband-in-law 

The prick that married your ex-wife
I got along with my ex for years until she remarried, but I have a running battle with my husband-in-law.
husband-in-law by bullet88 August 6, 2009

Husband-in-law 

It’s the phrase you use so other people know that the new husband and the ex-husband have a great relationship. I’m not sure if grades the white word but it’s not too bad.
So I talked to my husband-in-law yesterday and yes, he is sure that he can fix your dishwasher.
Husband-in-law by @Yim October 21, 2020
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