Hurtado

An extremely dank meme dealer, known and loved by everyone.

Person 1:"Who's your meme dealer?"
Person 2:"It's Hurtado."
Person 1:"Holy damn, isn't he the godfather of all memes?"

by HurtadoS05 September 17, 2017

hurtado

Sexy nigga jawline on point

Hurtado jawline god😂

by Lpsbsnsiis August 10, 2017

Spicy Hurtado

When you can’t find your baster so you just shove a rock of meth into your butt raw dog style.

Give me the spicy Hurtado, batch!

by HungOverit April 01, 2021

jesus hurtado

Jesus is the most amazing person you will ever meet , tends to be sweet,caring, and handsome. Has an amazing smile and fun to hang around with . Any girl would love to have a guy like him , Tends to know how to play the guitar.. He wil bightwn each and everyday of yours . Has a big heart , beautiful eyes , good looking and a amazing personality . If you make him mad he doesn't play .. Plays tennis.. SEXY haha .. Well jesus's are unique and the best thing that can ever happen to you. A blessing ❤️

I love jesus Hurtado

by Gordaa January 25, 2014

miguel jose noboa hurtado

Someone that says random hings as he eats his sandwich (without kétchup). He also is known for playing DOTA 2 all day long while he este a bag of cheetos and pepsi (because he doesnt like coca cola)

miguel jose noboa hurtado! Clean tour face

by ThURealAmbientheToxsiKo March 20, 2017