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humpty-dumpty 

when my extremely small poodle tries to hump my larger poodles face in a very innapropriate yet hilarious manner that is soo funny i wanna pissy my pants!! or my smaller poodle moving in an up and down motion repetedly in a fast manner on the female dogs wrong end aka her face. ewwwwww!
small dog~ ---humpy-dumpty!--- ---humpty-dumpty!---

larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!
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Humpty-Dumpty 

When a male ejaculates prematurely from dry-humping.
"He was dry-humping me for only 5 minutes when he humpty-dumpty'd."
Humpty-Dumpty by usefulidiot December 21, 2009

Humpty-Dumpty 

When you dry hump someone and then take a dump on their face
John : "Ah yes, Susan loves the Humpty-Dumpty"

Humpty dumpty 

A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball
Humpty dumpty by Enter August 22, 2017

humpty dumpty 

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"
"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."
humpty dumpty by Jeff D April 19, 2003

Humpty Dumpty 

Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.
Humpty Dumpty by The Fate October 16, 2011

humpty dumpty 

Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.
Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.
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