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1 definition by
usefulidiot
Top Definition
Humpty-Dumpty
When a male ejaculates prematurely from dry-humping.
"He was dry-humping me for only 5 minutes when he humpty-dumpty'd."
by
usefulidiot
December 21, 2009
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