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One who has a uncontrollable desire to hump any time during the day/night.
1. Kate is my favorite little humpkin.
humpkin by djhomeless October 15, 2007

snuggle humpkin

"Snuggle Humpkin" is the seemingly cute nickname attributed to a halloween date rape.
1: Yo, did you see that girl in the cat costume last night?
2: Yeah man, she was messed up!
1: I think she was roofied.

2: Just another one lost to old man snuggle humpkin.
snuggle humpkin by Elyasis November 2, 2013
The act of receiving a handjob while on the toilet, in the process of pooping.
Everytime I have to shit my girlfriend gives me a humpkin.
Humpkin by Smiley710 February 1, 2015
to cut a small or big circular hole in a pumkin to have sexual intercourse with. For best use leave the pumkin guts in and heat in the microwave.
Once again Todd struck out on Halloween and ended up making sweet love to a humpkin all night long.
humpkin by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007
The act of giving yourself a handy while taking a glorious dump resulting in Humpkin.
"Fucking woke up to my roommate taking an orgasmic shit in my bathroom. Seriously going, and I quote, "OooOoooOooh OoOh OoooooooooOooOoOoooHhh oh". Had to hit him with the "give yourself a Humpkin in your own bathroom"...he then proceeds to finish and walk out without washing his hands.
Humpkin by Humpkin September 25, 2014
the act of making a pumpkin
Let's hit the skins and humpkin
humpkin by Sir Pinch a Loaf April 24, 2003
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