humpire 

Someone who keeps an eye on sizeable rounded protrusions, camels, or copulation activities.

Da word "humpire" could also refer to a whole town or city where many of da residents are "doing it" at will; Warren Jeffs' congregation comes to mind.

humpire by QuacksO April 15, 2021

Hampire 

An overweight figure, most commonly found lurking about goth clubs after the successful plunder of a local Honeybaked location. By the trail of honey glaze, the Hampire is armed with a bodily odor so foul, that it asphyxiates those caught in the wake of its' greasy treacle. Should you encounter a Hampire, it is said that the best defense against the foul pantry-dweller, is a good pair of cross-training shoes: If it can't keep up with you, the Hampire will soon loose all interest in you, favoring the closest emochilde it can snack upon.

"Hey, where'd my sandwich go, and why does it smell like rancid bacon on this patio?"

"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"

Hampire by Col. Harland Sanders March 4, 2009

humphreyian 

a humphreyian is someone who is a #🐳-humphrey main in the omori discord server

"oh, (name) is a humphreyian!"

humphreyian by mwrisa January 12, 2022

Humptress 

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

Humptress by David March 16, 2003

Jameric Humphrey 

He has a wacky search history but he carries the school band

“Jameric Humphrey looks like Craig from Craig of the Creek”

Jameric Humphrey by gary fendermen December 19, 2021

Humphrey Nigga

A bitch ass nigga that gets yeeted on all the time gets no hoes and listens to Trippie redd (A.K.A. Bitchy Redd)

That nigga over there that just shit his pants and got yeeted on fuck him he's probably a Humphrey nigga

Humphrey Nigga by Despacito_Tpose69 July 4, 2018

Humphrey Bogart

1- An American actor and cultural icon. The American Film Institute ranked Bogart as the Greatest Male Star in the history of American Cinema.

2- A handsome devil who runs cross country and likes to talk to girls.

3- Used when talking about your best friend's crush so no one knows who your exactly talking about.

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1- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca?! He was amazing.

2- Did you see him with Shirley at practice? What a Humphrey Bogart...

3- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in the hall this morning, Moe?? Hardy Har Har *nudge nudge*

Humphrey Bogart by LucilleBallIsMyNameTrickk March 17, 2011