humpire
Da word "humpire" could also refer to a whole town or city where many of da residents are "doing it" at will; Warren Jeffs' congregation comes to mind.
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Hampire
An overweight figure, most commonly found lurking about goth clubs after the successful plunder of a local Honeybaked location. By the trail of honey glaze, the Hampire is armed with a bodily odor so foul, that it asphyxiates those caught in the wake of its' greasy treacle. Should you encounter a Hampire, it is said that the best defense against the foul pantry-dweller, is a good pair of cross-training shoes: If it can't keep up with you, the Hampire will soon loose all interest in you, favoring the closest emochilde it can snack upon.
"Hey, where'd my sandwich go, and why does it smell like rancid bacon on this patio?"
"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"
"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"
Hampire by Col. Harland Sanders March 4, 2009
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humpire • Humphrey • Humphrey Bogart • hampire • Hempire • Humphreaky • Hempire Rolling Papers • humpereelot • humpfreaks • humpfreyed
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Humphrey Nigga
A bitch ass nigga that gets yeeted on all the time gets no hoes and listens to Trippie redd (A.K.A. Bitchy Redd)
That nigga over there that just shit his pants and got yeeted on fuck him he's probably a Humphrey nigga
Humphrey Nigga by Despacito_Tpose69 July 4, 2018
Humphrey Bogart
1- An American actor and cultural icon. The American Film Institute ranked Bogart as the Greatest Male Star in the history of American Cinema.
2- A handsome devil who runs cross country and likes to talk to girls.
3- Used when talking about your best friend's crush so no one knows who your exactly talking about.
2- A handsome devil who runs cross country and likes to talk to girls.
3- Used when talking about your best friend's crush so no one knows who your exactly talking about.
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1- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca?! He was amazing.
2- Did you see him with Shirley at practice? What a Humphrey Bogart...
3- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in the hall this morning, Moe?? Hardy Har Har *nudge nudge*
1- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca?! He was amazing.
2- Did you see him with Shirley at practice? What a Humphrey Bogart...
3- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in the hall this morning, Moe?? Hardy Har Har *nudge nudge*
Humphrey Bogart by LucilleBallIsMyNameTrickk March 17, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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