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Hempire
Noun - a vestment similar to that worn by a horse or bicycle, typically having a bow and a knee-length strap around the chest and upper legs.
Hempire by Bob3Studios August 12, 2020
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Hempire • Hempire Rolling Papers • hampire • hempreneur • Hempies • hempaired • Hempare • hempie • Hempreet • Hempress
Hempire Rolling Papers
Rolling papers made from pure hemp. They are slow burning, healthy, burns slow and runs for 2 bucks in your local smoke/head shop.
I rolled some DANK ass Bubba Kush with Hempire Rolling Papers; the J got me chiefed for like 3 hours fool... THAT SHIT CRAYYY
Hempire Rolling Papers by TheActualTruthTeller November 27, 2011
Hampire
An overweight figure, most commonly found lurking about goth clubs after the successful plunder of a local Honeybaked location. By the trail of honey glaze, the Hampire is armed with a bodily odor so foul, that it asphyxiates those caught in the wake of its' greasy treacle. Should you encounter a Hampire, it is said that the best defense against the foul pantry-dweller, is a good pair of cross-training shoes: If it can't keep up with you, the Hampire will soon loose all interest in you, favoring the closest emochilde it can snack upon.
"Hey, where'd my sandwich go, and why does it smell like rancid bacon on this patio?"
"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"
"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"
Hampire by Col. Harland Sanders March 4, 2009
Hempress
NOUN
a woman, or earthling who identifies as such, who is a sovereign hemp ruler of great power and rank, especially one ruling a hempire.
a woman, or earthling who identifies as such, who is a sovereign hemp ruler of great power and rank, especially one ruling a hempire.
The Hempress Sativa rocked the mic in Kingston, Jamaica whilst her hempire watched and cheered her on at the annual hemp festival.
Hempress by #mrshempstress October 15, 2019
Hempies
The Republicans have the Conservatives, the Democrats have the Liberals, and the Marijuana Reform party has the Hempies.
Hempies by He who smokes bitches January 23, 2006
hempaired
hempaired by Rob O. Yoyo May 29, 2018
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