humper monkey

One who humps things for pleasure.
Joey is such a little humper monkey. Yesterday, I caught him humping the dog!
by RatchetBoo August 04, 2003
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monkey humper

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.
by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009
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Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.
Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper
by jacksalot July 12, 2009
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