humper monkey

One who humps things for pleasure.

Joey is such a little humper monkey. Yesterday, I caught him humping the dog!

humper monkey by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003

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monkey humper

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.

Jamie is such a monkey humper

monkey humper by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009

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Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.

Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Purple Flying Monkey Humper by jacksalot July 12, 2009

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Money humper

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.

My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!

Money humper by txotumiii January 4, 2023

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