ploish

A term popularly used by inbreds and substandard musicians who are incapable of correctly spelling the word 'polish'.

'Let's be honest. you just can't ploish a turd, can you?'

In this example, the user has attempted to insult the quality of someone else's endeavours. However, due to the user's poor understanding of the English language, the insult has backfired and made him look like a buffoon.

by Lukey April 04, 2005

Eleven Lives Left

A term used to indicate one's good fortune in having 'beating someone else to it'.

"Ahhh I'm glad I got here first... I've got Eleven Lives Left."

by Lukey April 04, 2005

cheezy poof

similar to a cheese ball, but less ball-like and more poofy, these are the zenith of the cheese snack society, with nips on the bottem, followed by ez cheese, then balls, then poofs.

Luke "yo this poof is starting to fuck with me"
Matt "that's cuz your high you fag"
Luke "oh cool, throw me another poof"

by lukey January 30, 2005

ginormous

Bigger than enormous but not quite hugantic.

The decorated general had a ginormous heart o' gold.

John Ursal is a ginormous socialist.

by Lukey May 22, 2003

heart of gold

someone possessing a good soul

my ex girlfriend jenna does not have a heart of gold

by lukey August 14, 2003

brillhole

The act of swinging a dogpoo bag around your head like a mace and smacking an unsuspecting foe with it.

Damen: Im gonna brillhole dan.
Dan: You cunt the bag split open and everything.
Luke: Dan you stink.

by Lukey November 22, 2003

Bare arm plungin' it

To stick one's entire bare arm into a toilet and remove feces that is preventing it from flushing correctly.

Luke Costanza is damn lucky he didn't have to bare arm plunge it when his massive dump lodged itself in the toilet.

by Lukey May 23, 2003