human verification 

A Fucking Stupid 100 Hour long servey that is "Required" before you Hack or Cheat on a game that disappoints you and blocks you from becoming a hacker and breaking the limits of how much you can progress in your Video Games.

Joe: I can't wait to Finally hack and break the Limit and give myself 99999999999 Coins!
Computer: Please Complete a Survey To Verify that you are Human.
An Eterinity Later...
Joe: I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE ELSE MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE AND TO WHOEVER INVENTED HUMAN VERIFICATION SERVEYS...FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVED!

human verification by HeavySquashedMegaTurtle June 10, 2017

Human Verification 

The worst fucking thing ever invented by technology and makes you question if Satan has found a way to torture us on Earth. It`s damn near impossible to get them correct, and it ruins fucking everything. Even here on Urban Dictionary I had to fucking click that i`m not a robot to a god damn robot. I give a big fat fuck you to whoever the hell made this online torture device. 🖕🖕🖕🖕

Human Verification wants to make me fucking die.

Human Verification by nabrU yranoitciD January 22, 2020

Active Human Verification 

Active Human Verification (A.H.V) was initially developed as a new technology in 2017 to better understand the 'real' definition and value of first party consumer data when using and registering for Video On Demand and other Digital Products and Services.

First introduced off the back of the Facebook Cambridge Analytica scandal to protect consumers and advertisers from potential 'ad fraud'

All of our millions of online members and unique audience are gone through our Active Human Verification process to ensure they are 'real'

Active Human Verification by Tim Vyne August 15, 2018

no human verification 

Something every damn website under the sun lies about

"oh hey free robux with no human verification!"
(After trying that and many others)
"Why does everything lie?"

no human verification by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019