hukmo

A term used in the abstract to refer to a dirty slapper; a manky hoe; a grubby skank. Someone you don't wanna take home to mama or papa. Can be used in reference to the male of the species also with the simple addition of 'co-ark'. Sometimes, and perculiarly, used as a term of endearment to a close friend, of either sex.

Eeeew. Did you see that hukmo over by the pool? Man, she sure leaves a real bad germy jim up under the rim.

Hukmo co-ark (often used in greeting a male friend, alternatively in ridiculing a foolish male).

Hukmo bee-artch hoe (often used in greeting a female friend, or to describe in more elaborate terms the skankiest of hukmoes that you ever did see).

Hukmo co-ark bee-artch hoe (as above but gender non-specific).

by camban whambam February 7, 2005

Luka Humor

Extremely unfunny joke. Way unfunnier than a dad joke. This is a joke only a person named Luka can find funny

Also, see Pun

Luka: Tells an unfunny joke

Person: That's some Luka humor right there

by The biggest balls of them all November 10, 2021

Humongous big

An adjective to describe huge shit in the universe and other stuff. First used by Ilya Bryzgalov. Also can be used as humoungously big.

Oh you know, the universe is so humongous big, it just makes our problems so small.

by Bryzmas96 December 28, 2011

21st Century Humor

ayo the pizza here! oh, n word! ow, my ears burn! white people be like. then it go brap brap brap. black people be like. duggee. grubhub perks give you deals on the food you love. the kind of deals that make you *plants vs zombies victory theme* *fart noise* *taco bell noise* this n word really think he. "man licking camera* *fnaf hallway ambience sound* hellooooo i'm the nostalgia critic, i remember it so you- you give me fire, i give you rock. good deal. *gemma collins falls over* *nussy noise* *another fart noise*

that was some 21st Century Humor

by rasta badmon March 6, 2021

Boomer Humor

Jokes that boomers find funny that just aren’t funny. Jokes that boomers make, and find really funny that make the younger generation cringe

That’s really cringe boomer humor

by My name is peter April 3, 2021

gallows humor

Sense of humor that arises from stressful, traumatic or life-threatening situations where death seems to be an inevitability. Different from black humor in that comments of this sort are made by the person/persons affected (i.e. about to die).

Emissary: We will block out the sun with our arrows.
Spartan (gallows humor here): Then we will fight in the shade.

by bobblehead bob March 11, 2007

Band Kid Humor

A term used for outdated, unfunny, ‘le random XD’ humor. Band kids aren’t funny. If you call them out on it they begin to melt.

“Oh my god dude look at this funny vine!”
“You have band kid humor.”
“Wh-what... No! What have you done?!”

by Allosaurus Anonymous September 16, 2019