Hugoitis is a medical condition that occurs predominantly in men causing an inflamed ego. The cause is unknown and symptoms can vary in intensity. The condition can be exacerbated by an affinity toward younger women. It is INCURABLE.
Bill'sfriends recognized his development of hugoitis over several years of rapidly increasing egotism. They still don't know why.
A disease in which there is a rapid nipple expansion that encompass the areola and eventually the entire brest. After which, if not properly treated, dries out to a scab-like state and proceeds to flake off. Very common amongst tribes of super He-Bitch Russian women and self-conscious teenage girls who are afraid to publicly announce their problems.
"Dude what happened to your sisters monster tits?"
"She was diagnosed with severe Niplantis Hugititus so they had to amputate them."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)