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Huachón breakfast 

When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.
- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?

- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
Huachón breakfast by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012
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hugh laurie 

A very talented English actor. He often collaborates with Stephen Fry, his best friend since they went to Cambridge together.
Person 1: In the United States, Hugh Laurie is best known for his role in House M.D.
Person 2: Those who live in England have his other works more readily available, the lucky barstads.
Person 1: That's 'bastards', otherwise good.
hugh laurie by Emmaline August 2, 2005

tom hughes 

A person who BS's as if they know something when in reality they have no clue.
My co-worker just pulled a tom hughes to make himself look good in front of the CEO.

Hugh Neutron 

"Once when I was seven years old I sat on a banana, and of course that changed my life." - Hugh Neutron

"Rockets are flying things." - Hugh Neutron
Hugh Neutron by jacobjohn55 June 17, 2018

taking a Haugh

I'll be back. I'm going to go take a Haugh.

Oh, I feel great; just got done taking a Haugh.
Amazing video gamer, Asian, has a tendency to leave things for a very long time, cold hands.
Man... This guy is Huahwi v2