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cranking hoons 

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.
Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons
cranking hoons by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018
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Hoyoslave 

Gamers obsessed with Hoyoverse products such as Genshin Impact, Honkai Impact 3rd, Honkai: Star Rail, Zenless Zone Zero and Tear of Themis
X: Yo u play Genshin?
Y: Yea, I also play HI3 and HSR, I'm a fucking Hoyoslave :p
Hoyoslave by Sheix February 13, 2023
Another word for Big boobs, large tits, etc.
Guy 1:"So I went out with this girl last night..."
Guy 2:"How'd she look?"
Guy 1:"Dude her Hoyos were huge!"
Hoyos by Dr.Slang June 12, 2016
A one of a kind white, cute fluffy dog. Tends to hump a lot and will bite you if feels threatened. Also contains a power called the zoomies which makes them very fast and avoid any contact.
Hoonsi, I love you.
hoonsi by Youngsavage4 February 8, 2018
a group of young men driving fast or erratically in a sideways manner or with wheels spinning
like all "p" plate drivers in australia that buy a commodore
"look at those hoons in the crapadores!"
"hear that? thats the sound of some more hoons in their V6 commodores"
hoons by eugene87 July 24, 2007
a ruckus over a small situation or conflict between two people.
The students began a hoyos when the teacher shredded the student for speaking in class.
HOYOS by ahhh...HOYOS June 10, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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