howta

How to

I'm going to show you howta do this

by Dallascowboys May 7, 2016

Hostage Negotiation

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007

Hoetation

When you have a rotation of men or women you consistently cycle through

Are you just hooking up with one dude rn? Nah I have a hoetation of 5 men rn.

by Sonia K May 9, 2020

Holding your sausage hostage

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

hostage lunch

Meal purchased by the company, often pizza, and delivered for employees who bosses require them to attend a meeting or work over their lunch hour.

"I was planning on running some errands over my lunch hour, but the VP is keeping us in a meeting. At least he ordered us hostage lunch."

by Cale Dempster December 9, 2008

Hostage Food

(noun): Food that is purchased for employees or those attending meetings to eat during their breaks. Usually a bulk type food like many boxes of pizza, large sandwich tray. Generally much cheaper and of less quality than catered food. Main purpose being to feed a decent sized group of people cheaply.

Every sunday at work they feed us hostage food for lunch.
This cheap ass hostage food taste like shit.

by random0934598347598347 April 24, 2007

Hotapotamus

A Hotapotamus is a heavy set woman with an attractive face. In addition to attractive facial features, a Hotapotamus is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, stubby legs, and or tremendous size.

Hotapotamus can easily compete for mens attention in bars and social settings. Hotapotamus’ are often poached after many drinks.

I was speaking with that girl and thought she was a "10" until she stood up and I realized she was a Hotapotamus.

by Hotapotamus April 20, 2011