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Ah windnae go near that wee houk wae yours.
howk by Glesga Jesus June 6, 2003
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To hit something really, really, really hard with the toe of your foot. While wearing a 1950s miner's boot.
He howked the ball directly at the keeper. I mean how the bujeezus was he supposed to get in the way of that.
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Aye sin your just like your father and old ayrshire tattie howker
howker by Thebiy December 29, 2014
Howkins is a last name for Legends they are people who can be loud and obnoxious sometimes, but all around are fair and genuine people. If you ever get the chance to meet a Howkins be sure to keep them in your life, because they also provide as a loyal companion and best friend.
That guy I met yesterday was amazing I bet you he was a Howkins
howkins by The Howkins guy October 10, 2019

tiny.cc/howkittenhelps 

What Cool Ben posts in his bio on Google Maps to spam. On every post he writes, he says "Poop Poop Click on profile for helpful info. Helpful info on profile !" When you click on his profile, in the bio it says "Click here for how I help the Google Maps community! tiny.cc/howkittenhelps." When you click on the link, you get rickrolled.
Cool Ben: tiny.cc/howkittenhelps
You: I JUST GOT ROLLED-
Unexplained, unexplored possibility
Howknow tis to be true.
howknow by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009
A large, usually fatherless male who enjoys the company of those with grotesquely large teeth. Howkar has most definitely been on the verge of death at least once, whether it being from a car crash or drowning in a river.
Howkar thinks he is good at volleyball.
Howkar by David Laid November 23, 2021
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