how I roll 

A justification for how someone behaves

Brendan: Hey Rob, why are you at a 20% in science?
Rob: Because I don't hand in any homework
Brendan: Why?
Rob: Because that's how I roll.

how I roll by Brendan Frank Wozniak May 13, 2006

how i roll 

used to affirm one's impressive attribute

-you always carry around $5000 in cash?
-yeah, that's how i roll

-did you just kick that guy's ass because he looked at your girl?
-you know, that's how i roll

how i roll by pugz September 5, 2008

how I roll 

A completely arbitrary and pathetic way to excuse any sort of behavior. By defining an action or ideal as "how you roll", you make whatever you're describing perfectly acceptable to any and all audiences. After all, it's how you roll.

Girl: Hey, what's wrong with you, grabbing a stranger's boobs in public?
Guy: Sorry, it's just how I roll.
Girl: Okay, that's fine then.

how I roll by VAZero January 14, 2008

That's how I roll 

What someone would say to insinuate that it was their style, or that it was the way they usually do things.

Yo man so did you already hit it or what?

Yeah, you know that's how I roll.

That's how I roll by Jessicka. September 4, 2008

That's not how I roll

1. That's not how I act.

2. That's not what I like.

Man: Hey, you wanna go spank my ass?
Other Man: Whoa dude, that's not how I roll.

That's not how I roll by leviathan09 July 17, 2004

Thats How I Roll 

Your style. The way you act. Your actions.

Someone says, "man thanks for letting me hold down some loot" "you say hey thats how I roll."

Thats How I Roll by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005

that's how I roll 

That is how I like to do things.

I know I'm always wearing a bathrobe but that's how I roll.

that's how I roll by Jeremy Y July 6, 2006