hoverhand

When a dude awkwardly has his arm around a girl, but doesn't actually touch her. Rather, he hovers his hand over her shoulder region.

Man, Ricky is such a fat awkward fuck. Look at him hoverhanding that girl.

hoverhand by xsni December 4, 2010

European Overhand

A tricky technique of male masturbation, performed when the flogger uses a palm-down hand position whereby the index finger is closest to the shaft base, as opposed to the classic underhand where the pinky is closest.

I had the house to myself last night, so I took my time on the internet: right hand, left hand, then finished off with a torrid spree of European Overhand.

European Overhand by EloyWayne February 19, 2012

hover hand 

Transitive verb, alternative spelling (inf.): "hoover hand"

When a hand, instead of resting on individuals side, upper arm or shoulder, magically hovers above said persons limb or other part of body when performing an embracing manner or gesture, signalling insecurity in the person doing the hand hover.

The infamous hover hand is, when seen, often put in practice by humans of the male gender with unfavourable appearances and lack of confidence, while posing for a photograph with female or females with favourable to very favourable appearance characteristics, in particular around the models on fairs and expos utilized to market a product or phenomena.

"Jim was insecure around women, a wuss, often seen hover handing in photographs."

"Dude, let's go to comicon and see the unlaid nerds perform the hover hand on hotties dressed up as Nintendo-characters and other made up human and anthropomorphic depictions!"

"To hover or to hoover, that is not the appropriate question" - Sheikh Abdhull IV

hover hand by HannesFury January 24, 2011

throwing it overhand

Throwing it overhand is a masturbating grip where the thumb is closest to the base and the palm of the hand is on top. This grip was derived from a common way to throw dice.

I got so bored of the normal grip I decided it was time to start throwing it over hand, and i have never been back.

If masturbating grips were sex positions: The normal one to throwing it overhand is like missionary to doggy style.

Once you go overhand you never go back.

throwing it overhand by Alex The BIg Dick April 25, 2008

haverland 

A VERY white family's last name. With a little Mexican child that lives with them.

The Haverland's are a really white family.

haverland by LilDent March 18, 2018

Hover Hand 

Hover hand usually takes place in photos at conventions when a nervous nerdy guy is posing with an attractive female actress or model. They usually rap their arm around the chicks back and have their hand hover over the females shoulder or waist, afraid to touch them.

Jeff: Hey Drew! Check this picture, bro! This dude has his hand barely touching this super hot chick's waist like a creep. Why doesn't the he just touch her?

Drew: HAHA! What a small dick, faggot. I hate people who hover hand. I'd put my whole hand around her waist and have my thumb damn near hanging on on the rim of her jeans.

Hover Hand by markercap November 7, 2010

Hoverdad 

A Hoverdad is a dad that when you are with your boyfriend/girlfriend/love interest just kinda hovers around to see what's going on.

Boy: "Hey babe let's get to know each other a little better."
Girl: "I'd like to but your dad is creeping me out."
Boy: "Get the hell out of here hoverdad!"

Hoverdad by InfinityKage September 26, 2013