hover ass 

A sexual position in which excess gas produced by one or both partners allows for the couple to sex each other on a warm cushion of air.

Due to a dinner of spicy sausage, my wife and I were able to see the world on our hover ass.

hover ass by professor wordgasm June 18, 2014

dyson hoover ass 

The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum

She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets

dyson hoover ass by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018

ass hoover

To suck one's ass, also known as a rimjob.

That brown noser gave that fat chick an ass hoover.

ass hoover by Kev13 October 2, 2006

assisted hover 

Utilizing the hover technique while holding onto the handicap rails for support. Sometimes required when constipation causes an extended need for the hover to occur.

There were no toilet seat covers, but my legs were tired from snowboarding, so I had to utilize the assisted hover.

assisted hover by metalheadjoel March 11, 2008

Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.

You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT

Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass by Zelda_. April 15, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019