hover ass

A sexual position in which excess gas produced by one or both partners allows for the couple to sex each other on a warm cushion of air.

Due to a dinner of spicy sausage, my wife and I were able to see the world on our hover ass.

by professor wordgasm June 18, 2014

dyson hoover ass

The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum

She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets

by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018

ass hoover

To suck one's ass, also known as a rimjob.

That brown noser gave that fat chick an ass hoover.

by Kev13 October 2, 2006

assisted hover

Utilizing the hover technique while holding onto the handicap rails for support. Sometimes required when constipation causes an extended need for the hover to occur.

There were no toilet seat covers, but my legs were tired from snowboarding, so I had to utilize the assisted hover.

by metalheadjoel March 11, 2008

Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.

You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT

by Zelda_. April 15, 2020