housen

an obese person who is so fat that they cannot walk properly and waddle. Traditionally looked down upon in society.

I'm surprised Fat Albert wasn't a housen, look how big he is.

by The Wasp January 4, 2008

Housen

1. A calling or greeting.

2. Used to express an acknowledgement of parting.

3. A manner or way of enlightenment.

4. A large sturgeon (Acipenser huso) from the region of the Black Sea. It is sometimes twelve feet long.

1. Housen dom, how's batty chowzen 2deep?

2. Housen birdOS, ill call you...

3. What a great garden, Housen.

4. Beautiful caviar, what what, is it Housen?

by cuse November 18, 2003

Hosen-Housen

A poor translation of an Anglo-German rest-room where a male British person would go to the toilet ( a hose!)

Right lads, I'm off to the Hosen-Housen for a slash!

by Badbhoy June 5, 2020

schwiddle-housen

*sh-qee-dil-house-en*
To wriggle one's body down a bed.

I schwiddle-housened down my bed last night and fell off.

by schwiddle-housen July 23, 2016

housen burg

a man saw a ghost named quandel dingle

i feel like housen burg

by apple sauce taste nasty April 29, 2022