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Die Toten Hosen

Awesome German hard rock band, been around since '80s actually. Roughly translates to, "The Dead Pants". Compared to Rammstein or Oomph, they are a bit lighter but still hold their own and are quite popular. You can see their T-shirts and such once in awhile on popular band members here in the U.S. A lot of videos, check them out.
Schon Sein, many others, Die Toten Hosen
Die Toten Hosen by Malibu times 2 October 23, 2013
A word that describes something awesome, typically synonymous with party. Originated in party circles somewhere in North America, exact party or even location is unkown. Could also be used as noun to describe a hoe that is the ideal hoe, such as one that is really hot and gives it up.
That party last night was hosen!
Hosen by PartyGirl69 April 26, 2013
1. A calling or greeting.

2. Used to express an acknowledgement of parting.

3. A manner or way of enlightenment.

4. A large sturgeon (Acipenser huso) from the region of the Black Sea. It is sometimes twelve feet long.
1. Housen dom, how's batty chowzen 2deep?

2. Housen birdOS, ill call you...

3. What a great garden, Housen.

4. Beautiful caviar, what what, is it Housen?
Housen by cuse November 18, 2003

du bist klien in der hosen! 

A comeback phrase in german specifically saying, you are small in the pants!! This is most perferreably an insult towards boys. Heeheehee.
Hey oliver!! du bist klien in der hosen! suck it!

weiner-hosen 

1.) A way in which to call a friend or loved one a lame
2.) An endearing way to insult or make fun of a close friend
"Baby, I love you but you're acting like a real weiner-hosen.."
weiner-hosen by BigDogChristo666 August 20, 2013
an obese person who is so fat that they cannot walk properly and waddle. Traditionally looked down upon in society.
I'm surprised Fat Albert wasn't a housen, look how big he is.
housen by The Wasp January 4, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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