Houseness

House, relating to FOX TV Show House M.D. character Gregory House, plus ness. Houseness is the quality of being cynical and making sarcastic comments out loud without remorse.

"Look at his houseness, he acts so cynical and tells people what he thinks of them, even if it's rude!"

by coolness50067 December 16, 2011

Horseless Ice Polo

A Synonym for hockey, used by non hockey fans to imply that hockey fans are of a lower class.

What is this you are watching? It appears to be some of horseless ice polo.

by delorean123 June 29, 2011

housecest

The act of sleeping with one of your roommates.

"After the kegger Steve went home, with Beth, and commited housecest"

by SeanTastic February 14, 2007

hoeness

1. a characteristic commonly shown in a "hoe".

2. a state of mind leading to the pulling of hoe moves

3. the way of a "hoe"

(f.y.i.= hoeness can also lead to HOE Business)

ex1
"You a "hoe" for tripping me in front of all of those people. I hope your hoeness gets you in trouble with random politicians...wudahoe."

ex2
"Lol...you actually decided to go up to a random baby, NOT to smile at it, but to take his candy. You a "hoe"!!!!! How can somebody be so full of hoeness?"

by a man of hoeish ways April 18, 2008

houseless

For someone who lives on the streets, they don't need a home to live in. They don't need a roof over their head. Their home is the streets.

"I met a guy that refuses to stay in a shelter, and he doesn't mind living on the streets. He's staying at a campsite down the road. He's not really homeless, he's houseless."

by yes juanito yes June 4, 2014

Ratchet Hoeness

Ratchet Hoeness is a person (usually a female) who takes being a Ratchet Hoe to the next level. She usually flirts and has sex with her best friends man, her neighbor, her coworker, etc. without hesitation .

Mary introduced her friend Rhonda to her brother and the very next day Rhonda took "Ratchet Hoeness" to another level and had sex with Mary's brother. Ratchet Hoeness in the flesh

by Count it #32 May 31, 2023

Horseless Carriage

The act of masturbating while simultaneously using a bidet.

While on vacation in France I took a ride on a horseless carriage in my hotel bathroom.

by t1climb1 August 10, 2012