Houseist 

The discrimination of houses and stereotyping them together.

"Aren't all washing machines in the basement" " No, why are you being so houseist"

Houseist by Ravieyn March 7, 2015

Houseish 

Being intelligent, drug-using, sarcastic, talented, insensitive, narcissistic, misanthropic, a jerkass, or in any other way greatly resembling Doctor Gregory House. Can be an expression of admiration as well as derogation.

- Wow, you're so Houseish!

- Imma go take some vicodin.
- Dude, don't be so Houseish!

Houseish by lerandomshizz. June 20, 2010

Houseism 

n1: the distinct doctrine, cause, or theory of Dr. Gregory House
2: telling it like it is

The most infamous houseism is "Everybody lies".

Houseism by GREEN_LOVER October 5, 2009

Houseism 

1. n. a particularly comical quote by Hugh Laurie (acting as Dr. Greg House) on his hit TV show, House, M.d.

"My favorite houseism is when Stacy asks House what secrets he has and he loudly retorts, 'I'm gay!'"

Houseism by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008

Houseism 

A theory, phrase, habit or general action commited by Dr. Gregory House, usually offensive and amusing.

"The Houseism of the evening was when House stuck Wilson's fingers in the bowl of warm water while he slept, then put Wilson's pillow over the stain."

Houseism by The Locke August 20, 2006

Houseism 

The discrimination against a house color

Mrs. Poole's recent acts of favoring pride tickets to the black house is blatant houseism.

Houseism by yaanyal dakub June 1, 2018

Houscist

a person who discriminates a house with a minor flaw, or thinks a house must be of a certain type to be home, lovely, cute, or haunted.

"why are all the haunted houses in movies so creepy? can't they just look normal?"

"no dude that's the thing, if your house wasn't creepy it'd not be haunted!"
"fuck dude, that's so houscist, a normal house can have ghosts as well!"

Houscist by Ghost Hunter Jimmy February 2, 2021