husbear

In gay male relationships, a significant other who is a "bear" (A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair)

I wouldn't mind having that butch fireman for my husbear!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

Husbear

A cross between a handsome bear and a husband.

Be a Husbear, be like Mark

How are you today my handsome Husbear? Can I fix you a snack?

by Goldilocks & tadpole July 20, 2018

Husbeast

noun. A husband who is a total jerk and/or is known for angry outbursts.

A Husbitch can sometimes turn into a Husbeast when he's had enough of his wife's shit.

I can't even talk to my man anymore. He's turned into a HUSBEAST!

by FangBangerCat6 June 28, 2010

Husbeastie

Noun: a term of endearment, used by wives to describe their husbands in a mildly positive yet humorous manner, suggesting their love for their husband, but also his occasional tendency toward emotional outbursts. Said outbursts may consist of crying, happy tears, getting choked up easily, cursing at other drivers while driving, throwing broken tools (always away from anything important), and generally acting like a heathen on occasion.

Phone conversation...
Wife A: OMG, the husbeastie is out today...
Wife B: Oh crap, what did he do?
Wife A: He's been replacing the brakes on my truck, but then he broke some sort of wrench and started cursing it out...
Wife B: Well did the brakes get fixed?

Wife A: Yup, so his reward will be a beer and a blow job tonight.
Wife B: Well that should cheer him up then.

by BF'ngC November 12, 2018

husbeard

Term of endearment toward a current or future husband whom bears a mighty sexy beard.

That's my Husbeard, he does motorcycles n'shit.

by TrueFuckingLove September 29, 2013

Husberg

Husberg is a person who loves blond girls, usually girls that starts with an S. Husberg always gets friend-zoned. He is a kindhearted and funny guy. Husberg often has very long hair.

Dude, you have to cut your hair before you start to look like Husberg!

by Bootylicios December 12, 2016