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house pants

Pants that you wear around the house when you have unwanted company but you dont want them to get jealouse when they see the family jewels just hanging around.
Awe crap! my in laws are staying with us, I gotta wear my house pants.
house pants by Bigg nasty January 18, 2011
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houseplants

People who are a waste of space on this planet. They walk through life uninterested and uninteresting. They're so out of touch with their own wants and needs that they are unable to form their own opinion about anything. They are therefore highly susceptible to fads, advertising and gimmicks. They go to the same vacation spots, restaurants and movies over and over again since they're deathly afraid of any new experience.
Nah, they're not interested in learning anything new. They're just a bunch of houseplants and comfort zombies.
houseplants by kabukulator October 1, 2010

Houseplants with emotions 

Introverts
Introverts are houseplants with emotions
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