House Fire

Pandemics can be a lot like house fires; regardless of how they start, if it's your country or your property you'd like to think that there was a plan to deal with it effectively, efficiently and decisively...or risk having something of great value reduced to ashes.

Hey America! Got any plans to deal with your House Fire?
Maybe we should elect leaders that care more about the INDIVIDUALS that make up this country than they do about their fuckin' TV ratings, Twitter account and Blame-Shifting. Inspired and motivated PEOPLE drive business toward success and the economy into stability, NOT the other way around.

House Fire by YAWA May 7, 2020

House Fire

A remedy for gonorrhea wherein one soaks their genitals in boiled windex.

I fucked some chick the other day and that bitch gave me the clap. I had to give myself a house fire

House Fire by NotN8Wilhelm July 30, 2020

House fire

The act of hitting someone in the head so violently that they lose all their memories.

“Oh shit man I think I gave you a House Fire.”
“Who the fuck are you?”

House fire by Just a kid with a dream March 25, 2020

get along like a house on fire 

To have a great relationship with someone quickly.

" I was worried when my boyfriend and father met for the first time. However, they got along like a house on fire because they both like watching football and playing poker."

A: Do you like your new roommate?
B: Yeah! We get along like a house on fire! We both like the same things and we are both clean people!

get along like a house on fire by SamyTuca November 7, 2013

Alabama Fire House

When you are having a sexual intercourse with your cousin and you light her vagina hair on fire and fuck her until it goes out.

Dude, when I came over we did the Alabama Fire house

Alabama Fire House by OG pegasus mane February 13, 2018

house on fire 

basically used to describe the relationship between two people that really get along with each other

me:"i like gemma she's a good lass, we get on like a house on fire"

house on fire by uk girl August 30, 2006

Hanging out at the fire house

playing with big trucks, putting the wet stuff on the hot stuff, usually with lots and lots of beer, you get very thirsty putting or waiting to put the wet stuff on the hot stuff

A funny thing happened the last time I was hanging out at the fire house.......

Hanging out at the fire house by kimmieflirts August 11, 2008