houper

A dick head

Boy that annoying faggot must be a houper

by crack hed January 4, 2016

Huperchild

The politically correct way of saying Human according to GradeAUnderA

Hence we now all have to say
"Woperchild and Huperchild."

by It's a stone Ruigi January 1, 2019

Huper

A combination of human and person, without the reference to the male gender. To be used by future generations of progressive thinkers, because how insane is it that every English singular noun describing our species evokes the concept of masculinity.

"Dear congresshuper, I write to you today to inform you of my desire to see the release of a statement condemning the ongoing huperitarian crisis in the Balkan state of Rohuperia."

"We gather here to celebrate the achievements of a truly outstanding huper, someone who has dedicated their life to benefit all of huperkind."

by Huper May 8, 2021

Secret Hopper

Undercover guests at a brewery who provide honest, first hand feedback about their experience at an establishment.

Andrew was a Secret Hopper at Perennial Artisan Ales and enjoyed a delicious flight and a pint while gathering research.

by secrethopper June 26, 2017

Machine Hopper

One who machine hops, or people at the gym that are really fucking annoying. And all they do is switch to random machines and do 1-3 reps and 1 set. It also sucks working out with them because they keep on bothering you to switch machines to the point where you want to shoot yourself, and they also wonder off when you tell them to spot you. These people are usually weak.

Me: Hey buddy, spot me.
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building

by Petroleum Jelly October 2, 2011

Hoppertitus

A contagious malady that spreads between Linux users, causing them to continually hop from one distro to another in search of operating system perfection or purely for geek gratification.

Dude, you have a serious case of distro hoppertitus.

by PeppermintOS October 19, 2017

half houser

When the head of an uncircumcised penis begins to peek out from behind its veil of foreskin.

Judy: WHOA WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
Paul: It is my half houser, throbbing halfway beneath its mighty shield of foreskin and the penetrable area of thou vagin.

by Clitty Clout June 13, 2013