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a small town with nothing to do in it but walk across the bridge to no where and attend basketball games.
i live in Houlton,Maine.
houlton by theinio May 10, 2009
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A small town in northern maine full of Racists, Homophobes, Drunks, liars, wiggers & thieves and any combonation of these.

Houlton is a boring place with ugly women, Stupid men & nothing to do.

the local religion is consumer gluttony & the church is Walmart.

If you value your soul at all you will not enter this occursed town or it will die!
guy #1: I was in houlton today.

guy #2: Oh yea? prayin' in the church of walmart no doubt?

guy #1: yup.
Houlton by Vipersikness April 4, 2010
To go back in time and have sex with yourself but claim it’s not gay “it’s masterbation” because you are secretly gay.
I Love to Houlton
Houlton by Blaster012 October 16, 2021
Possibly Liam "Houlston" a very attractive lad who plays for Team Bad Lads . Houlston is a figure of awesomeness . Pronounced Hole-Stun
Hey theres Houlston , hes looking nice today !
Houlston by TheBadLad March 7, 2011
Known for being a credit addict, Also manages minecraft servers. Big wang.
Has Houlton responded to your application yet?
Houlton by Reassembly August 22, 2020

houlton high school

Houlton is the trashiest school is northern maine. Known for its many hoes and fake bitches. Is anyone in Houlton really who they say they are? Nah. There isn't a single person who will ever be successful if they choose to stay in the run down, odd smelling, trashy town of houlton. Everyone who goes to this school is being set up for failure in life. From your fellow students at caribou;)
Person 1: "Hey are you from Houlton high school?"
Person 2: "Yeah I am!"
Person 1: "Oh, I'm sorry"