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a small town with nothing to do in it but walk across the bridge to no where and attend basketball games.
i live in Houlton,Maine.
houlton by theinio May 10, 2009
Words you can keep
A small town in northern maine full of Racists, Homophobes, Drunks, liars, wiggers & thieves and any combonation of these.

Houlton is a boring place with ugly women, Stupid men & nothing to do.

the local religion is consumer gluttony & the church is Walmart.

If you value your soul at all you will not enter this occursed town or it will die!
guy #1: I was in houlton today.

guy #2: Oh yea? prayin' in the church of walmart no doubt?

guy #1: yup.
Houlton by Vipersikness April 4, 2010
To go back in time and have sex with yourself but claim it’s not gay “it’s masterbation” because you are secretly gay.
I Love to Houlton
Houlton by Blaster012 October 16, 2021
Known for being a credit addict, Also manages minecraft servers. Big wang.
Has Houlton responded to your application yet?
Houlton by Reassembly August 22, 2020

houlton high school

Houlton is the trashiest school is northern maine. Known for its many hoes and fake bitches. Is anyone in Houlton really who they say they are? Nah. There isn't a single person who will ever be successful if they choose to stay in the run down, odd smelling, trashy town of houlton. Everyone who goes to this school is being set up for failure in life. From your fellow students at caribou;)
Person 1: "Hey are you from Houlton high school?"
Person 2: "Yeah I am!"
Person 1: "Oh, I'm sorry"

Houlton High School

Houlton is the worst school in the world, it is trash the ceiling leaks, like rumors leak. Basketball is more important then anything and no one learns it's just daycare.

Houston Handshake 

A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.
Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!
Houston Handshake by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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