The feeling you get when awakening in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to go before the alarm clock goes off.
Hector gets up in the middle of the night to piss. He looks at the clock, realizing it's only 1AM. With 6 hours to go before the alarm clock goes off, he has a huge hourgasm.
the act of going to far. to act absolutely ridiculous or lose complete composure and control of yourself and your own actions. can be used as a description on the whole spectrum of positive to negative and everything inbetween. not knowing or not wanting to know when to stop or when is enough in all aspects of life. can be used as a adverb, adjective, and noun.
it has been a tough week boys. Im getting hogass wild tonight gentlemen....
you broke a door, a window, and two glasses last night you hogass!
It's a combination or hug and orgasm. It comes for a conversation with a friend that said," the girl needed a hug, not an orgasm." And I said, "why not both"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.