This legendary beast is said to roam unseen in the populated halls of the fabled Piemessess. Few have beheld the sight of this creature and lived.
Accounts tell tales of a monster with the head of a pig, body of a
dinosaur, arms of a shrew, legs of a grasshopper, and the mane of a
horse no longer deserving to live.
Those who survived the sight of this beast and avoided permanent mental retardation after the encounter draw similarities between the beast and Medusa. Whereas the Medusa has a head of snakes for
hair, the homosaurus
rex has grown a thick death-
black mane which commands his ego to brush it at every chance it has.
Truly, this beast is not to be trifled with. When the homosaurus
rex notices your arrival, it will commence to attempt to shitkick you with his flexible legs. The monster has grown these strong appendages after
long years of practicing on trees, rocks, and keat.
Upon sighting of this horror, shield your eyes. Avert them from the bonechilling sight of his deadly mane.
