hotsmith 

ridiculously hot guy that miraculously got the good genes from his bipolar father and sweet mother.

looks good with little kids. (:

T: OMG HOTSMITH.
H: WHAT WHERE WHERE?
A: THERE THERE!
N: -runs off behind him with arms outstretched-

HOTSMITH: -drinks pepsi coolly-

hotsmith by ahanp January 16, 2009

hogsmith 

A pigsmith, one who forges hogs, usually out of iron. The term hogsmith is usually used to refer to more experienced pigsmiths, although the words can be used interchangeably.

Our town is home to many distinguished hogsmiths.

hogsmith by cazort October 30, 2003

hogsmith 

one who smiths hogs. therefore anyone who is a professional giving oral sex.

Damn Frank Susy is a real hogsmith.

hogsmith by John Donson May 13, 2005