Hotaling 

A hotaling is the stupidest mother fuck alive; also known as a complete douche bag, one who is a pathological liar that sometimes doesn’t know what room he's in. One who has a big Jew nose and makes terribly unfunny jokes. One who eats everything in sight with ranch on it, if a cock was dipped in hidden valley he would go to town. In most societies known as a petifle, parents I would advise you to lock up your daughters in their rooms, age ranging from: there is no range who am I fucking kidding. One who has a strange obsession with punching everything within a 2ft radius of him. He’s under the impression that wearing socks and sandals is “cool”, not extremely GAY. So if you know a hotaling I would advise to stay clear!

"yo i just hotalinged that chick last night!"

"wow you sick fuck im going to call the cops!"

"'yo hotaling what is that white stuff your dipping your food in?"
"its ranch, my favorite!"
"Yeah, that sure is one of newmans own recipe! straight out of my hidden valley( a.k.a MY DICK HOLE)

Hotaling by the shin sucker April 28, 2010

Abby Hotaling 

A beautiful woman baby that is the spawn of Nicki Minaj and Allah. Not to be confused with Kim Kardashian, an Abby Hotaling prides herself on her ability to remain unimpregnated. She may often be seen on the beach in the wee hours of the morning wandering aimlessly, in search of the perfect vegetarian burrito.

"The girl over in that restaurant looks just like Kim K!"
"Oh that's just an Abby Hotaling"

"I saw a girl in line at Chipotle, I think it was Abby Hotaling"

Abby Hotaling by 2hot4uu December 31, 2012

Ethan Hotaling 

Funny but no common sense. Also has terrible friends like Jack Bamberger. He also can’t spell his name right on Snapchat.

Ethan Hotaling is funny but dumb. Don’t be like him.

Ethan Hotaling by Ahhahenaksis February 12, 2022

Ethan Hotaling 

Ur name shows it’s wrong on spellcheck

Ethan Hotaling is funny but his name isn’t correct

Ethan Hotaling by acelibateho February 12, 2022

hoteling 

A consulting term where somebody takes up a workspace that is not their's for temporary use. Hoteling usually is used in the IT consulting field, and applied to a cubicle environment

The guy in the cubicle close to me is hoteling

hoteling by AwesomeConsultant March 13, 2009

Hoteling 

for the people who don't enjoy camping, you can go hoteling. This could also be used for telling people where you stayed during a road trip where you stayed in multiple hotels

Ashley and I went hoteling over the summer.

Hoteling by vannie616 March 7, 2009

Hoaling

Hoaling (Derived from the Arabic word: Tahweel - تهويل)

The definitive term for over exaggerating, blowing things out of proportion, or making a mountain out of a molehill. Created to bridge the gap between Arabic expressive slang and English linguistic.

"Why are you hoaling everything? The exam wasn't that hard."

"It’s just a small scratch, stop hoaling!"

Hoaling by HoalMaster May 8, 2026