hosspitality

Welcoming atmosphere provided by friendly four-legged mammals with shaggy manes and warm velvety muzzles.

Anytime I enter da corral wif a bucket of oats, I am instantly surrounded by super-sociable half-ton animals --- yeah, yeah, yeah --- it's kinda fun to be da center of attention, but I could really do without all da hosspitality right then.

by QuacksO May 21, 2022

first class hospitality suite

Where you ply clients with booze, drugs and very expensive hookers either to win business or blackmail them

It was so easy to get Bill Clinton to do exactly what we wanted after threatening to tell Hillary about how he did a few grams of coke and slapped that hooker about in our first class hospitality suite at the Hilton

by RayRoy Strickland January 18, 2013

Hospitility

The blend of hospitality and hostility exhibited by most long-time servers in a restaurant. Also known as the art of telling someone to fuck off in a way where they look forward to the trip.

If you're gonna work here, you're going to have to learn hospitility. If not, the extra ranch crowd will eat you alive.

by Server Memes January 6, 2016

southern hospitality

Showing graciousness, kindness, and warmth to others. Behavior that is altruistic.

Those strangers that let me stay at their house overnight while my car was being repaired sure showed a lot of southern hospitality.

by DWW August 7, 2003

hospitality

treating guest or strangers in a friendly/generous way.

His hospitality has encouraged other people to help out other people.

by Grace24 June 29, 2007

Pulsating hospitality

Pulsating hospitality is the reciprocation offered to a cougar in exchange for dinner, drinks, conversation and spending part of her alimony on the cougar hunter.

Jib Slice threw down his pulsating hospitality and thecougar still short-changed him!

by Jib Slice May 19, 2010

Southern Hospitality

Southern Hospitality is a family, or individual helping another, just because its the right thing to do. People call it Southern Hospitality because people from the South are known to be nice folks. If someone comes knocking on the door needing food, or a place to stay for the night, most people down here will gladly help.

random person knocking on the door- Hello Ma'am, im in terrible need of some food, do you think you've got a little to spare?
Woman-Yes sir, just come on in and ill fix you up a plate!
random person-Thank you for your Southern Hospitality ma'am

by southern belle. August 15, 2009