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one cool sexy man and hes very hot too
Mike Hosmer
Hosmer by Doug C. May 29, 2003
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hosmer started acting like gobin and followed us everywhere
Hosmer by Anonymous February 13, 2003
Mike Hosmer is very sexy, i had sex with him
Hosmer by Ashley May 28, 2003

Corie Hosmer 

A Man Who tends to go to the wrong bathroom (the girls room) who wears too much make up and trys to hard to be cool. Likes to listen to techno and her only friend is satan. Her "cat"
"Wow did u see that guy with the whore make up on walk into the girls room? That must be a Corie Hosmer"
Corie Hosmer by TinkerBell October 9, 2004

Zack Hosmer (Hoz) 

You can call him Hoz. Has too many wins in Fortnite (9). Will steel your girl with his sharp jawline and mega veins. If you call him Zack he will get very mad, so make sure to call him Hoz. Also has a song written about him called Hoz Plan.
Me: Hey Zack Hosmer (Hoz) did you do the homework for John Ozminkowskis class.
Zack: CALL ME HOZ, I WILL CARRY YOU IN FORTNITE.
Zack Hosmer (Hoz) by The Hoz May 31, 2018

Homer Gift 

A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."
Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”

Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”
Homer Gift by El J May 3, 2007

homerphobia 

James has homerphobia
homerphobia by Maxgamer345 November 17, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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