hoselid 

another term for condom

put that down Tommy thats a hoselid

hoselid by weathrguy October 19, 2010

hoeliday

Noun
Pronounced "hO-liday" (like the O in grow, or in hoe)
A "hoeliday" is a national holiday for either
1. Farmers
or
2. Pimps

In some scenarios, pimping farmers can also have hoelidays. In all situations, hoeliday's include using hoe's for some purpose.

Me and my bitches get together on Thanksgiving for a hoeliday.

It's seed planting season! Time for another hoeliday!

hoeliday by logophilito November 5, 2008

Hoselin 

Hoselin is a beautiful woman/girl who has a really nice personality, but sometimes she can be really shy with people she doesn't know but she can be really friendly once you get to know her. Hoselin is a girl with a really beautiful hair but most importantly a beautiful heart that cares about everyone and everything. Hoselin is a person with sensitive feelings although you only see it when you actually care about her because she's really good at pretending she's fine when she's not, so make sure you don't hurt her because she's a beautiful person.

Hoselin is a beautiful woman/girl.

Hoselin by Lollipops27 August 21, 2019

hoelidex 

A pokedex for hoes, a hoelidex tells you if a females a hoe or not and her freak rating. A hoelidex would let you know if you should go and fuck the girl or not.

Damn! I wish I had a hoelidex, I'd save time by jst known what bitches wana fuck, hit up the nasty bitches and waste no time on the square bitches. videogames

hoelidex by Dolemite noguera April 7, 2010

Hoeliday

A period of time where you take a break from being a hoe.

"Sorry I can't talk to you I'm going on hoeliday. I'll message you when I return"

Hoeliday by JKH&ARLSM January 11, 2016

haselidis 

If your last name is Haselidis you are a god and smarter than anybody on earth.

Haselidis you are smart.

haselidis by anonymous November 24, 2021