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hosedown

to decrease in intensity;minimize
"Yo,hose that shit down!"
by Uru Momo November 7, 2003
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hosedown

Stupid idea by (gay) Zack Latour
by Xenomorphs Suck! March 19, 2003
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Hosedown

When doing a girl you don't care for Hoe Blow it in her hair and then take a dump on her face!
"When I was doing that stupid hoe I gave her a hosedown!" ~ Zack Latour
by Zack Latour March 19, 2003
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Hembree Hosedown

An event immediately following a Cleveland Steamer when the "Steamed on" party is laid down outdoors and hosed off by being urinated on.
Mark and Dave giggled in the backyard as they followed up a Cleveland Steamer with a Hembree Hosedown.
by Kimberly Clark May 28, 2008
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Hosanna Hosedown

A slang term for when a group of clergymen gather to engage in "watersports"(Urinating on one another for the purposes of sexual gratification)

"Hosanna" is a cry of salvation in the Christian faith.
"Did you see Father Delaney at last weeks Hosanna Hosedown? He was completely soaked!"
by Dustin Echoes May 15, 2009
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Carolina Hoedown

the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.
Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?

Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.
by Airmanflipflop June 25, 2009
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Honkey Hoedown

The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.
I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's
by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012
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