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Hose nose 

One who snorts cocaine frequently .
Hey ,that was my line, your such a hose nose joe.
Hose nose by Dadgad September 29, 2014

german nose hose

when receiving head, the guy may inadvertently shoot cum up the girl's nose if it is not pulled out of range fast enough
Dude, Tiffany didn't pull away fast enough last night so I totally gave her a german nose hose
german nose hose by Wobtexan September 7, 2007

nose hose 

A "nose hose" is the flexible tube used to deliver forced air from a CPAP machine into the sleeping person's airway.
It is important to clean one's CPAP nose hose regularly to prevent unwanted CRAP buildup.
nose hose by ElCommissioner October 16, 2018

Nose hose 

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.
When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.
Nose hose by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

the nose hose

when a girl is performing oral sex with you're penis. when you are about to ejaculate, start tickling the girl and cum into her mouth. The sperm will then proceed to shoot out of the girls nose like it does when someone laughs while drinking milk.
mike 2: "i just did the nose hose with ailatan, it was so funny when it came out of her nose."
ronald: no way!!! i want to try that soo bad!!
the nose hose by TheCHAMP... March 12, 2012

big nose big hose 

The idea that a mans nose is proportional to the size of his penis. Therefore men with big noses are assumed to have big hoses (penises.)
Loosey: That guys hot!
Slut #4: You know what they say, big nose big hose.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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