hose nose 

someone with a nose as big as a porn star's cock.

I bet the girlfriend of that hose nose like's sitting on his face

hose nose by driver_im8 January 1, 2010

Hose nose 

One who snorts cocaine frequently .

Hey ,that was my line, your such a hose nose joe.

Hose nose by Dadgad September 29, 2014

german nose hose

when receiving head, the guy may inadvertently shoot cum up the girl's nose if it is not pulled out of range fast enough

Dude, Tiffany didn't pull away fast enough last night so I totally gave her a german nose hose

german nose hose by Wobtexan September 7, 2007

nose hose 

A "nose hose" is the flexible tube used to deliver forced air from a CPAP machine into the sleeping person's airway.

It is important to clean one's CPAP nose hose regularly to prevent unwanted CRAP buildup.

nose hose by ElCommissioner October 16, 2018

Nose hose 

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.

When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.

Nose hose by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

the nose hose

when a girl is performing oral sex with you're penis. when you are about to ejaculate, start tickling the girl and cum into her mouth. The sperm will then proceed to shoot out of the girls nose like it does when someone laughs while drinking milk.

mike 2: "i just did the nose hose with ailatan, it was so funny when it came out of her nose."
ronald: no way!!! i want to try that soo bad!!

the nose hose by TheCHAMP... March 12, 2012

big nose big hose 

The idea that a mans nose is proportional to the size of his penis. Therefore men with big noses are assumed to have big hoses (penises.)

Loosey: That guys hot!
Slut #4: You know what they say, big nose big hose.

big nose big hose by Honey Danforth October 1, 2006