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Hose Beast
Hose Beast by DaHolmes February 22, 2023
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Hose bib nibbler
A person that lacks the ability to provide oneself with clean drinking water, and must resort to stealing water from another persons garden hose tap.
Gary lived on a busy street in a bad neighborhood. Because his garden hose tap was at the front of his house, he frequently caught hose bib nibblers trespassing on his property.
Hose bib nibbler by conbomg June 12, 2017
Psycho Hose Beast
Ditsy bitch that won't let go.
Ditsy bitch who doesn't give up, becomes addicted to, and possibly eventually kills the thing/person she's addicted to.
Ditsy bitch who doesn't give up, becomes addicted to, and possibly eventually kills the thing/person she's addicted to.
Psycho Hose Beast by M J R May 4, 2005
Psycho Hose Beast
A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw.
Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.
Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.
Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.
Psycho Hose Beast by Bill Mahr - the baboon in disguise August 13, 2003
Psycho Hose Beast
an ultra-clingy, crazy-ass, delusional-and/or-pathological bitch that wont accept reality, perhaps an old flame who doesnt know of her old status or someone who thinks you like them
"Don't look...Stacey at 8 o'clock."
-"Oh jeez, psycho hose beast alert!"
-Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World
-"Oh jeez, psycho hose beast alert!"
-Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World
Psycho Hose Beast by Ethan Stark July 29, 2008
Psycho Hose Beast
Psycho Hose Beast by Bewesy December 11, 2003
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