hose b

The nickname for someone named jose, because jose sounds like hose a, the nickname becomes hose b.

Friend of jose: YOOOOO!!
jose: hey
friend of jose: what's good hose b?!

by snowhite July 8, 2006

Hose Beast

An unattractive woman who is promiscuous.

"Damn, that chick is a serious hose beast."

by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

Hose bib nibbler

A person that lacks the ability to provide oneself with clean drinking water, and must resort to stealing water from another persons garden hose tap.

Gary lived on a busy street in a bad neighborhood. Because his garden hose tap was at the front of his house, he frequently caught hose bib nibblers trespassing on his property.

by conbomg June 12, 2017

Psycho Hose Beast

Ditsy bitch that won't let go.
Ditsy bitch who doesn't give up, becomes addicted to, and possibly eventually kills the thing/person she's addicted to.

Stacy from Wayne's World

by M J R May 4, 2005

Psycho Hose Beast

A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw.

Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.

Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.

by Bill Mahr - the baboon in disguise August 13, 2003

Psycho Hose Beast

an ultra-clingy, crazy-ass, delusional-and/or-pathological bitch that wont accept reality, perhaps an old flame who doesnt know of her old status or someone who thinks you like them

"Don't look...Stacey at 8 o'clock."
-"Oh jeez, psycho hose beast alert!"

-Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World

by Ethan Stark July 29, 2008

Psycho Hose Beast

An OTT, possesive, obssesive and paranoid girlfriend or ex-girlfriend.

For fuck sake, leave me alone u psycho hose beast!

by Bewesy December 11, 2003