hosac 

Basically a boy toy but without the boy, just replace it with hoe, hoe toy

Girl 1: omg my bae broke up with me!

Girl 2: go to your hosac, he’ll make it better, ( in all the right ways)

hosac by Sark _Travis177 April 20, 2018

Horace Mann

Son of a bitch that invented school

Fuck you, school sucks

"Hey you know who invented school?"
"Uhh no"
"It was a retard named Horace Mann"
"Don't know who he is but fuck him"

Horace Mann by GoodBoyWalter June 8, 2020

Horace Mann

If I have a time machine, I would travel back to the past and shit on Horace Mann's hair.

Shit, just fuck him, fuck fuck fuck Horace Mann

Horace Mann by despertk December 10, 2021

Horace Mann

The asshole who invented school
fuck him and his relatives

Smart Kid: I like Horace Mann because he invented school.
Everyone: Fuck you, no wonder no one likes you.

Horace Mann by urbanballs February 24, 2021

Horace Mann

The dum man who made school just to torture kids. So parents could leave there kids and have fun.

School and Horace Mann is gay.

Horace Mann by School Boy arab man 50 May 23, 2018

Horace Mann

The equivalent of Ethan reed, gay and ugly fucker

Horace Mann is so gay
Obviously

Horace Mann by Link+Midna=fun December 6, 2019

hosaphone 

A musical trumpet-like instrument based on the so-called natural trumpet which contains no valves that was invented by Ellis Workman on July 4, 1976 in Rochester, MN. Constructed out of plastic tubing, a funnel using a trumpet or french horn mouthpiece. The Hosaphone(tm) plays the notes of the natural overtone series.

The Hosaphone(tm) is the only musical instrument which can performed the Doppler Effect without sustaining a neck injury to the performer.
The Hosaphone(tm) is in every way the functional equivalent of the so-called Natural Trumpet.
The sound of the Hosaphone(tm) cannot be improved, but your sound can be improved with practice.
Hosaphone(tm) music is based only on the "natural" harmonic series.

hosaphone by David A. Roth October 22, 2007