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Horsy Jeff 

A mythical creature, who drinks rainier beer and gets girls to by it for him on 'dates'.
(Beware: will fuck moms roommate)
Dude Horsy Jeff banged my moms roommate last night, AWESOME!
Horsy Jeff by JonnyMiller January 20, 2009

Horsy Shorts

cut off jean shorts worn while drinking Horsy Sause
oh yeah, i got my horsy shorts on.
Horsy Shorts by JonnyMiller January 20, 2009

horsy-hen 

A horse featuring the neck and facial characteristics of a hen
As the sun rose over the enchanted valley, the elusive Horsy-Hen trotted through the mist, its feathery face peeking curiously at the travelers
horsy-hen by varin October 1, 2025

horsy-hen 

A horse featuring the neck and facial characteristics of a hen
As the sun rose over the enchanted valley, the elusive Horsy-Hen trotted through the mist, its feathery face peeking curiously at the travelers
horsy-hen by varin October 1, 2025

im so fucking horny 

im so fucking horny too mate

Horny nigga laundry basket 

An emotion. The greatest emotion ever.
I feel like a horny nigga laundry basket because of my perfect nut
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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