horsecycle

4 wheeled horse headed cycleable child toy.

Alon never quits riding his horsecycle.

by Zlanks the blackboard September 14, 2023

Horsecocked

to get screwed over.

breaks mom totally Horsecocked him last night when she asked him to take out the trash while he was playing sonic 06.

by Lethal Lahoodat November 2, 2013

Horsecocked

To lose the girl to the man with the largest penis in the room.

I totally would have banged her last night but I was Horsecocked by Johnny.

by SSM239 January 1, 2020

horocycle

uhhh, why did you look up 'horocycle'? NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THAT EVEN IS!!!!!

could a horocycle POSSIBLY be an infinite circle or something? guess we'll never know...

by AntichamberYellow October 20, 2023

Horsecockery

Horsecockery (noun):
Blind, full-volume confidence applied to a terrible idea — executed with maximum effort, zero self-awareness, and no regard for reality.
Not stupidity… stupidity with intensity

“No belt, no spotter, no clue — just raw confidence and elite-level horsecockery.”

by Horsecocking January 12, 2026