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horse trot 

A fun genital party trick in which a man turns his back to the crowd and drops his pants, and his nutsack dangles and bounces while he trots like a horse. Taking a shit while you do it is not recommended but it would really show some commitment to the joke
I know I blacked out last night, but I remember laughing hysterically when Duke broke out the horse trot
horse trot by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023
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Horsetrovert 

An individual who prefers to be surrounded by horses all the time and people not so much

to buy the shirt, go to Horse Box on instagram and click the link in their bio
Friend: Where is your sister?
You: She is a horsetrovert, her only friends are horses and we never see her.
Horsetrovert by Melina-5 August 17, 2020

horsetooth 

While fucking a girl doggie style, he unexpectedly puts it in her butt. The girl is spooked, causing her to buck him off and bite his dick.
I horsetoothed my date last nigh after he tried to put it in my ass.
horsetooth by anonymous August 7, 2021