horse trot 

A fun genital party trick in which a man turns his back to the crowd and drops his pants, and his nutsack dangles and bounces while he trots like a horse. Taking a shit while you do it is not recommended but it would really show some commitment to the joke

I know I blacked out last night, but I remember laughing hysterically when Duke broke out the horse trot

horse trot by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023

Horsetrovert 

An individual who prefers to be surrounded by horses all the time and people not so much

to buy the shirt, go to Horse Box on instagram and click the link in their bio

Friend: Where is your sister?
You: She is a horsetrovert, her only friends are horses and we never see her.

Horsetrovert by Melina-5 August 17, 2020

horsetooth 

While fucking a girl doggie style, he unexpectedly puts it in her butt. The girl is spooked, causing her to buck him off and bite his dick.

I horsetoothed my date last nigh after he tried to put it in my ass.

horsetooth by anonymous August 7, 2021

Horserot

A noun that describes somebody to be exceedingly obsessed with horses, even ANYTHING slightly or mostly related with them; usually akin with an Uma Musume fan.

Scenario 1
Fetus Bajeeble: "Yo, Rick! Are you playing that Uma Musume game again?"
Rick the Rat: "Yeah, it's just so fun. I've been playing it non-stop for 8 months now!"
Fetus Bajeeble: "You're kinda horserotted bruh, ngl.."

Scenario 2
Jonathan: "Hey Sensei Xiao! Do you wanna watch this horse race with me? It's the derby of the year!"
Sensei Xiao: "No no, my disciple.. I do not watch horserot like that. Make xiaolongbao with me instead.."

Horserot by dagatkabayo August 13, 2026