horse outside 

A phrase indicating that the speaker maintains a form of equine transport outside the premises, superior to forms of conveyance, e.g. big queer metal boxes such as the Honda Civic, the Mitzi or the Subaru. Comes in handy when transporting a beure from a church in Thomas St.

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992

horse outside by plkio December 14, 2010

I found some cats outside my house 

Used when you want to attract the attention of a large crowd of people by decieving everyone by thinking you are displaying some cute cats outside ur house but in reality its a picture of ur penis

Person 1: Hey guys, I found some cats outside my house.

Everyone: *Looks*

I found some cats outside my house by peenster65 October 17, 2021

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house 

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house by Evilous Dark Power November 30, 2020

im outside your house 

come out come out now i will do no harm i am a regular human i am not gonna murder you and mutilate your corpse in horrific ways

im outside your house
hello 911 a man has just broken into my home AND HES GOT A GUN AND IS GONNA RAPE ME

im outside your house by Ol'banana December 6, 2021